Sunday, August 29, 2010

13 nights of Praying - Night (-11)

Women Drive Men Crazy and Men do Stupid Shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvrCmOT_Zng


OK, well I hope you at least watch this link before reading more. It's not the official Snow Patrol song, but it is made well. The song "You Should Be Happy" goes well with all of my past and near misses in the relationship field. I never kiss and tell, so I'm not going to list my relationships and give the reasoning why it never worked out. In the end it's just really about being happy. If you can do that then, you will be just fine. I'm not upset about any of my break-ups, I'm more angry at myself for the ones I missed out on.

me - "Hey how are you, I haven't seen ya in days".
her- "Why did you stop talking to me, I liked you, a lot".
me - (silent)
her - *"Check out my new ring".
     *the ring is clearly a sign you will NEVER have that chance again.

It's my fault. I take total blame for all my actions. Wholly shit, that's it! I get scared. Scared that I may screw it up somehow. Not in a cheating way, in a way unexplainable from a guys point of view. The rule of thumb is the lady is always right. That is something hard for me to understand. Now maybe I am just getting two things confused.

1. Scared
and
2. Doing things on my way own for awhile

What if I can't watch football games on Sunday? I get scared, I love football.
OK we have seen four chick flicks this month, when can we see a thrasher flick?
I hate onions and bleu cheese. This does not mean I'm a picky eater? No, I'm just simple sometimes. I simply like just cheese and ketchup on my burger. Why would you tell me, I am a picky eater every time we go out?
Buy me stuff - Buy me stuff - Buy me stuff - Buy me stuff - Buy me stuff - Buy me stuff - Buy me stuff - Buy me stuff - Buy me stuff - Buy me stuff - Buy me stuff - Buy me stuff - Buy me stuff - Buy me stuff - Buy me stuff - Buy me stuff - Buy me stuff - Buy me stuff - Buy me stuff - Buy me stuff - Buy me stuff - Buy me stuff - Buy me stuff - Buy me stuff -
What stuff are you talking about woman!? The sneaky ones will drop hints, the bossy ones will just flat out tell you, the shy ones will show signs of being poudy, pouty....powty...poutie? for the rest of the day.

Now this is not bashing all women. It's just scared barking feelings, I could be nuts. I could be nuts, hell I don't know anymore.

I have done my share of stupid things. (just to name a few)
  • Talking on the Intercom at Wal-Mart announcing "there's a blue light special in my pants"
  • Watching my first porno with my buddies and stating "He's got a tan line" (I still get shit for that one)
  • My first time getting drunk involved camping at the trees in Pyramid lake, no fire wood and no ax, but hell we can chop anything down with a shot gun.
  • Putting an ad in the newspaper classifieds "Will trade one Sega Genesis and Weedwacker for a car" ( had one call he wanted to trade his Bobcat, whatever that was)
  • I turn everything upside down in bathrooms that I will never use again.
  • I ripped a hole in my Buick Skylark after I went off road in the mud.
  • I duct tapped a Mc Fish under my bosses chair. It may still be there.
  • Letting the good ones go
There is a needle I am searching for. I must be in the wrong hay stack or the needle is  just starring at me.

"You really think it's cool for you to hit the sauce with a bun in the oven?" - Steve Zissou


G'night,

The Careless Mind

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