I Should Be Asleep.........#2

I should be asleep, but I think it's about time I try some of my own fad diets. I have to much time on my hands at night. The mind starts tick and thinking. I'm not sure if all my bright ideas come in the shower or late at night. I have this bolt of energy for a few minutes at night. Clearly it's a bolt of brilliants on my part.

 Changes!

• I will cut down on eating full strips of bacon to bacon bits
• I will get M&M Airs, the delicious chocolate shell, that's it just the shell
• I will try to cut down on my pillow talks at work, I will leave them on the bed and hope they don't run away
• I will get my erotic (untitled finger puppet) novel published, before I own a lawn chair

Oh, and I have to cut out soy altogether. Lord knows if my bitch tits get bigger I'm gonna have start breast feeding homeless again. Some of them can be so God-damn chatty while sucking on my teet. Not to mention if they make themselves laugh ....... Don't look for me at Home Depot or Jo-ann Fabrics, I won't holla back at a homieless who cut me. 

The word "again" is really an awful word. 

Here is an example from my unpublished screenplay called

"It's Only 37% Finished"

Grave Robber 1

This grave robbing is, pretty fun

Grave Robber 2

Shut up, we gotta find Elves' Sideburns to get into the cult of personalities. Dig up this one.

Grave Robber 1

We shoulda' dung brought a flashlight, I can't even see me blink

Grave Robber 2

Dig fast, you know we left the last remaining flashlight at Arbys.

Grave Robber 1

Gawd, I'd love me some Arfbys.

Grave Robber 2

It's Ar-bys, the f is silent. Ya' Shit whistle!

Grave Robber 1

Hey, I hit something! 

Grave Robber 2

Well Gippering Bon Jon Jon Jovi open the lid.

Grave Robber 1

Aww sweet I think it's a fresh stiff chick, yeekard Bingo Brother!

Grave Robber 2

Do ya (authentic pause) Do, ya wanna borrow my condom again?

Eh, well, didn't I tell you? You probably didn't twice! Ok read it again, without the word again. I'll wait...................................................................freackin' Gone with the Wind territory huh?

If you want to know what is going on or even had the smallest thought of what its like in my head with out drugs......I suppose it look a little like this.
 

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago, and now you know and knowing is part of the battle G.I. Joe