Should we name our children after pets?
Lassie?
Benji?
Air Bud?
We should name our plants after exs (or is it exes?).
Some plants are dumb.
When buying a plant we tend to make careful decisions.
Because one of two things will happen.
a) You take care of it and it will consume your whole house
or
b) You neglect it, you loose interest, it dies, and you toss it to the curb
Even your little one Odie will agree you made the right decision after hearing the local news report of a few poinsettia arrested for luring dogs into a red bus.
America! Fuck you plant, fuck you.
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