Preparing Yourself for Future Blogs from The Careless Mind

Ok..........
In this section, you will learn how to prepare yourself for future Careless Mind blogs.

Please follow the steps as I lay them out for you. If you can't handle this, then please shut off your computer, you pussy.

STEP 1 -

Breath in through your nose and slowly exhale through your mouth.

STEP 2 -

Picture yourself swallowing a slightly melted cube of butter down your throat. While your teeth are super glued together, your gag reflexes are in full motion.

STEP 3 -

While still entertaining step two at the same time, I need you to pretend to ride a bike. This is a special bike. In fact the seat is now a recently sharpened #2 pencil. It slides carefully
into you as you sit. Be careful not to sneeze or chuckle for the #2 pencil will easily poke
against your inners as you ride along a rocky path down hill.

STEP 4 -

This is by the most important step. Remember butter in throat and #2 pencil jammed in your ass. Cut your eye lids of with a pair of dull garden shears as you view season three of Designing Women on repeat.

STEP 5 -

Wash, rinse, piss fire, and repeat.

Now you should be fully prepared.
If that's not painful enough, please continue to read the future blogs when posted.