Preparing Yourself for Future Blogs from The Careless Mind

Ok..........
In this section, you will learn how to prepare yourself for future Careless Mind blogs.

Please follow the steps as I lay them out for you. If you can't handle this, then please shut off your computer, you pussy.

STEP 1 -

Breath in through your nose and slowly exhale through your mouth.

STEP 2 -

Picture yourself swallowing a slightly melted cube of butter down your throat. While your teeth are super glued together, your gag reflexes are in full motion.

STEP 3 -

While still entertaining step two at the same time, I need you to pretend to ride a bike. This is a special bike. In fact the seat is now a recently sharpened #2 pencil. It slides carefully
into you as you sit. Be careful not to sneeze or chuckle for the #2 pencil will easily poke
against your inners as you ride along a rocky path down hill.

STEP 4 -

This is by the most important step. Remember butter in throat and #2 pencil jammed in your ass. Cut your eye lids of with a pair of dull garden shears as you view season three of Designing Women on repeat.

STEP 5 -

Wash, rinse, piss fire, and repeat.

Now you should be fully prepared.
If that's not painful enough, please continue to read the future blogs when posted.

My Top 13 Summer Songs......some new, some old, these are just some I'd like to share.

My Top 13 Favorite Summer Songs

13. Face to Face - Blind

12. The Shins - Sleeping Lessons

11. Collective Efforts - Doin' Alright

10. Aceyalone - All For You

9. Koop - Come To Me

8. 311 - I'll Be Here Awhile and Rub a Dub

7. Florence and the Machines - Dog Days Are Over

6. Surreal and the Sound - Place to Be

5. Vampire Weekend - Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa

4. Butcher the Bar - Leave Town Tonight

3. The Avalanches - Since I Left You

2. We Were Promised Jetpacks - Quiet Little Voices

1. Handsome Boy Modeling School - Breakdown