My Top 10 Movies of 2011

Face it, I came to terms that I did not cry this year in the theater.

#10. Fright Night (2011)

The year that Collin Farrell could do no wrong. Although I did like "Horrible Bosses", on the second viewing of it, I felt Farrell was the only character who stood out. Sorry Mutherfucker Jones was simply ok.

#9. Win Win 

I love Paul Giamatti. Last year we had "Barney's Version". Win Win is dry and may lack to much real life for some who may want the "Harry Potter" mojo.

#8. Rango

I haven't liked a CGI/Cartoon since, "Monsters Inc". Now "Rango" is edgy for a kid movie. From the spaghetti western themes to an evil (looking) bad guy who appears at the end. 

#7. Life in a Day

If you are ever wondering if there is a movie that is breathtaking, real, and defines your life to be not as bad as it seems, then watch this movie. Everyone everywhere should watch this film that was shot on one. You will travel the world in one day.

#6. Everything Must Go

2011 must be the year of Dramadies. Theres nothing wrong with it. Will Farrell is amazing. 

#6. We Need to Talk About Kevin

....and the winner is.....John C Reilly for 2011 beating out buddy Will Farrell. With "We Need To..", the weird odd ball movie "Terri", and "Carnage" Reilly is by far a smooth actor with major chops. 

#5. Dale and Tucker vs. Evil

Yes! This is the perfect horror/comedy. Also perfect for those who don't like horror movies, but like laugh to at stupids. 

#4. Drive

Good example of how silence and pauses create an intense atmosphere...................... "wheres......... my...........scorpion..............jacket?" See! Ok, well I have chiseled abs too, but they are just coated for the winter time.

#3. Source Code

From the director of "Moon" comes this is a great movie, better than "Super 8". I actually hated "Super 8". 

#2. Midnight in Paris

Been awhile since I really enjoyed a Woody Allen film. Seinfeld moment,"but whats the deal with Rachel McAdams, bleh........

#1. Cedar Rapids

John C. Reilly is the man of 2011. I laughed my ass off. This movie may not be for everyone, but it was truly for me. I have no problems giving a comedy a #1 spot, as long as it did its job. 

Preparing Yourself for Future Blogs from The Careless Mind

Ok..........
In this section, you will learn how to prepare yourself for future Careless Mind blogs.

Please follow the steps as I lay them out for you. If you can't handle this, then please shut off your computer, you pussy.

STEP 1 -

Breath in through your nose and slowly exhale through your mouth.

STEP 2 -

Picture yourself swallowing a slightly melted cube of butter down your throat. While your teeth are super glued together, your gag reflexes are in full motion.

STEP 3 -

While still entertaining step two at the same time, I need you to pretend to ride a bike. This is a special bike. In fact the seat is now a recently sharpened #2 pencil. It slides carefully
into you as you sit. Be careful not to sneeze or chuckle for the #2 pencil will easily poke
against your inners as you ride along a rocky path down hill.

STEP 4 -

This is by the most important step. Remember butter in throat and #2 pencil jammed in your ass. Cut your eye lids of with a pair of dull garden shears as you view season three of Designing Women on repeat.

STEP 5 -

Wash, rinse, piss fire, and repeat.

Now you should be fully prepared.
If that's not painful enough, please continue to read the future blogs when posted.

My Top 13 Summer Songs......some new, some old, these are just some I'd like to share.

My Top 13 Favorite Summer Songs

13. Face to Face - Blind

12. The Shins - Sleeping Lessons

11. Collective Efforts - Doin' Alright

10. Aceyalone - All For You

9. Koop - Come To Me

8. 311 - I'll Be Here Awhile and Rub a Dub

7. Florence and the Machines - Dog Days Are Over

6. Surreal and the Sound - Place to Be

5. Vampire Weekend - Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa

4. Butcher the Bar - Leave Town Tonight

3. The Avalanches - Since I Left You

2. We Were Promised Jetpacks - Quiet Little Voices

1. Handsome Boy Modeling School - Breakdown