Thursday, July 12, 2012

2012 Movies ...I Love so far....not like, Love.

I have loved more movies this year, than at this point last year. It's a good sign that things have escalated at the box office.
HOWEVER!!!!
There were some bad movies that made a ton of money this year too.

Worst Movies of the year, in my eyes!

3.  The Hunger Games - Yes, I was bored to tears in this PG-13 nonsense. The clothing was a huge rip off of "Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey". Did anyone even look hungry?


2. A Thousand Words - Eddie Murphys back, and theres a tree, and leaves fall from it, and, why aren't you laughing, thats funny shit......this movie sat on the shelf for almost four years. Theres NO need for it.

1. Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance - This is bad, stay away, way away, so far away. I wanna punch Nick Cage  in the nose, and I don't like punching, it's mean. 

There were a handful of movies that I did refuse to see...MAGIC MIKE! Anything with Tyler Perry. The lame January horror movies. 

I also thought  there were some movies that tried to hard - The Dictator and American Reunion 

Here are my top five (Highly Recommended) films I loved this year so far.


TOP 5 Best Loved Movies by me!


5. Cabin In the Woods - The movie directed by "The Avengers" Joss Whedon, and then sat on the shelves for a few years! Why, the only thing they should of changed was the marketing, and possibly the title. I smell cult classic.


4. Wanderlust - I dunno about you, but I like laughing til it hurts. I have a warped sense of humor. While others may of passed it by (I think the title was the weakest thing) I was there on opening night. True story, I laughed and was told to laugh quieter. Rudd Rules!


3. Safety, Not Guaranteed - Lost love and a time machine, in one classified ad. Sign me Up! The script and the acting is what makes this movie shine. I love a movie that makes you wanna talk about it on the way home.

2. Moonrise Kingdom - Com'on Bill Murray in a Wes Anderson film. The story is great and it would be safe to say Anderson is the king of dry humor. For many years my favorite was "The Life Aquatic", but its been dethrone. 

1. Take this Waltz - A simple low budget movie that I wished I never saw. It scaring sometimes when a story charcter nails your very own persona, the way others may see you, how you act, and YOUR FAULTS!!! Seth Rogan goes out of his way to act like me (minus the my gangsta lean and the chicken)Oh man this was a great movie though. I don't even care if Sarah Silverman and Michelle Williams had a shower scene. The whole movie felt so real. Its always fun to dream that, "hey I could be the IronMan", but when dreams come to be reality and its in the form of a movie .Wow! Its erie to watch yourself when you had no idea it was coming.