I like drama.
I like fiction
I like bums hanging out in the kitchen.
The thrill of driving of a cliff while slamming your breaks in mid-air may seem pointless. However if you were traveling with Boxcar Willie and you were in wearing a wind breaker the fall would hurt just as bad.
Why don't zombies just eat other zombies. Case closed.
A guy walks into a bar. He see a little kid playing the piano. He walks up to the little kid and says, "Hey Kid!".
The kids says,"I'm 8!"
For the fun of it throw a few Gobstoppers in a bowl of Peanut M&Ms.
The official alarm clock song Slayer - " Angel of Death"
Wal-Mart shopping list:
-Butter
-Sanka
-Bufferin
-Shotgun shell (slugs)
- House dress
- baby socks
Ladies never flash us your bra. If I wanted to see a bra, I'd go to Macys
